Ladies and gentlemen of the audience,
Please excuse this show as a sorry excuse for a traditional Charles Dickens'
tale, and please beware that the following Third Annual Dinner Theater
production of A Christmas Carol is intended to humor and not disgust.
LAUGHING IS ENCOURAGED. Be prepared for an enlightened tour through brief
snippets of human trial and error by which an everyman Scrooge becomes a no
man of value Scrooge, if we will, before transforming back again. That story
is 167 years old.
HO-HO-HO. This play will still show how and why Scrooge became himself,
the difficult choices he and others endured because of his preferred path,
and the ultimate joy of Scrooge's yet-to-experience circumstances. But this
show is surreal in presentation, and dare we say Dickens himself would gaze
upon our ever-shining holiday spectacle with skeptical eyes.
BAH-HUMBUG. This free show is not an effort to dispel the traditional
Scrooge mythology; instead, the Scrooge myth is explored here through the
mind of Scrooge himself. Certain ideas - like the staging in Room 205 of an
insane asylum or that the Cratchit's are two of Scooge's roommates or that
the Nephew and Fezziwig are Belle are nurses - might seem absurd. They are.
DASHING & DARING. A Christmas Carol this holiday season will include a
madman gone wild, a chorus of dancing reindeer elves, a raucous nursing
staff with questionable techniques, sock puppetry, and an angel posing as a
lamp shade. Parental guidance is suggested for audience members 12 and
under.
FEEL FREE TO CRY. Next year some other cast and crew of community
volunteers will tackle this very same project in a very different and more
traditional way: Christmas caroling, a tearfully gimpy Tiny Tim, a
middle-aged or older male Scrooge, and the like. Toward nevermore will
succumb our candy-cane rope dresses, a turkey as big as a mouse, and
Scrooge's bling-bling among the rest. Might you continue MCCT's holiday
tradition in 2008?
CHECK US OUT. Monroe County Civic Theater is a not-for-profit community
theater with no permanent space, petite but ample budgets, and plentiful of
volunteer opportunities. As such, we ask for any donation your pleasure
sensors forsake during this performance. Free community theater is free
community theater after all. No experience is ever necessary.
WHY ARE WE HERE? For now, dear ladies and gentlemen of the audience, might
we all sit back, try to relax, and enjoy the show?